"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that’s all." Instagram: @janechoe

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED

I will:

  • kiss you
  • pack your lunch
  • make the bed
  • kiss you when you’re mad or sad
  • catch spiders
  • get the mail
  • hug you all the time
  • kiss your boo boos
  • make you food
  • snuggle with you
  • support you and your dreams
  • listen to you talk about your problems
  • kiss you some more
  • hold your hand in public
  • play with your hair to soothe you
  • kiss your forehead
  • and your cheeks
  • and your eyes
  • and your nose
  • and your mouth
  • laugh at your jokes
  • no matter how bad
  • massage your back
  • and love you
  • forever
  • and ever

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

rodneykong:

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

there are 7,000,000,000 people on the planet and if they all farted at the same time it would literally cause an earthquake, there is no way to disprove this