ju-ke: i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
grunkfield: im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
Interviewer: You’ve obviously been very busy since the show ended. Do people approach you more for “Arrested” or for something like “Superbad”?
Michael Cera: More than anything people recognize me from “The Social Network,” which I was not in.
deucebowl: a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”
mrscalypsojackson: I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING
jesuschristvevo: those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
ozzyosborntodie: can Dora find you a sense of humor
indoxyl: i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job
croutoncat: school would be so fun if there was no school involved
egberts: nicolasiscaged: what do #1 pencils look like
westbor0baptistchurch: inbox: does tumblr have cheat codes it’s called being physically attractive
burgrs: i thought i left my ipod in the theater so we went back to look for it and i couldn’t see so i turned on my ipod to give me some light so i could find my ipod do u see where this is going because i did not
interneting: watching a kid in class sass the teacher
whymakswhy: ‘STACEY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN’ ON SHE’S ALL I WANT AND I’VE WAITED FOR SO LONG STACY CAN’T YOU SEE YOU’RE JUST NOT THE GIRL FOR ME I KNOW IT MIGHT BE WRONG BUT I’M IN LOVE WITH STACE-‘ ….Hello…sir…
earthnation: deodrant: deodrant: what do u put in a toaster bread this isnt even a joke
Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
Me: gets in bed
Me: how was earth created
Me: who made microwaves
Me: how does the internet even work
Me: I'm hungry
Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me: too wired to sleep.
vampirevvekend: i want my wedding to be catered by costco
nintendoggystyle: shawty got low low low low low low low (self esteem)
lasagnae: teen titans go more like teen titans go away
apsychopsychic: Teen Titans Go, more like Teen Titans No.
homevvrecker: i feel like i annoy 99% of you i am sorry
maxterbate: is it spelled doughnuts or donuts what the heck
antst00fs: I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
sluttyoliveoil: shavingryansprivates: extra slutty olive oil heard you were talking shit
poopflow: ah yes i have finally found it the g spot
deadlyjohnson: FACTS ABOUT THINGS: TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN. YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT. NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
amoying: yogvrt: what if swag was pronounced swaj the swaj mahal
garfielcl: Instead of spreading your legs, spread the word of God! Praise