May 2012
freakingownage:
did google just run out of ideas to do for memorial day
me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
geniusbutafreak:
talesofthewormstache:
I think everybody should have their very own little button for when they are sad
And when they press it
A balloon should come down from the sky
With a basket of kittens and fluffy fanfiction of their OTP
And then they won’t be sad anymore
Anonymous asked: You are so fucking ignorant . Honestly, some things just aren't meant to be joked about, stupid shit . I'd like to see you joke about a person on fire when YOUR mother has died in a fucking fire dumb bitch .
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
those days where you feel like you are just too hot to handle
That moment when you really want to be friends...
BUT YOU’RE TOO DAMN SOCIALLY AWKWARD.
there is not enough of my otp on my dash
there is never enough of my otp on my dash
stuck in a broken elevator
with your bestfriend:
with your crush:
with your enemy:
with no one:
This is how I do homework
soshootastar:
dangling-thpider:
soshootastar:
who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
Pluto/Charon otp
one of my most canon ships.
batreaux:
even if your girl has 30 followers, treat her like she has 1000
pityfiesta:
overanalyzing-phineas-and-ferb:
a single tear is shed for all the animators who have to draw frontal Phineas
churchofcheesus:
“gay” i whisper gayly as i do a gay activity
"I like your hair" →
“Thanks, I grew it myself”
I will ALWAYS reblog this gif.
pre10tious:
I don’t even match the standards I set for what I look for in a person.